Heard you were at Sister Louisa’s Church of the Living Room and Ping-Pong Emporium the other day and, although I can’t seem to totally confirm it, you will be beating owner Grant Henry’s non-existent-but-very-cute derrière sometime in the near future. He is a good ping-pong player, but he’s a bit cocky about his game. I am quite certain that you can win. He has personally guaranteed me $1,000 in cash if I beat him. I have been playing for over two years, and I am planning on collecting the money any day now. This win could do a great deal for the ATL’s female pong rep and the world will be a better place because Mr. Henry (whom I adore) will be beaten.
Your fan in all things pong,
Annie Kinnett Nichols
Atlanta Intown contributor/copyeditor
p.s. Maybe he’ll give you $1,000 in cash, but I doubt it.
p.p.s. I’m sure he will give you a baseball cap with his face on it.
p.p.p.s. I look forward to shaking your hand.
I’d like to be there if she takes your request seriously!! LOL
Rul no. 1: The Pros call it table tennis, not ping pong.
Sarandon calls herself a “ping-pong propagandist” so let’s just go with what the lady calls it. I hope Susan sees this and takes up the challenge.
I love Susan Sarandon
and will lovingly
and respectfully
KICK HER ASS
in
PING PONG.
Table Tennis
is for those
who have
no sense of humor.
GETCHER ASS TO CHURCH!
…Susan Sarandon!
Annie,
it’s really PRECIOUS
and endearing
that you think
you’ll ever beat me
in ping pong.
Keep practicing
PRECIOUS.
gritty – i’m not a pro, ping pong’s my game tho’! thx annie
grant my love – WATCH OUT!!!!
…it’s all about love!
(LOVE that I’m gonna
KICK YOUR ASS
in ping pong Annie)